The Battle Begins

Friends, the time has come.

The final battle that will destroy the last vestiges of  Gacky Sage in my home is on the horizon.

Tonight,  we paint!

“I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered paint trays, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we paint! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you paint, Men of the West!”

Ah, but Gacky Sage is more than a worthy foe.  His reign has been long in this land.  For seven years, he has waited, biding his time, thinking we would not dare to overtake the last pieces of his kingdom.  Thinking that no man would have the courage or will to fight the last battle.


“I am no man.”

And tonight, once and for all, our house shall be rid of Gacky Sage.

“The beacons are lit!”

To the paint brushes!  Tonight, we will have victory, or we will die trying.

Now, does anyone have some lembas bread?  I must prepare myself for the weary battle to come.  And figure out what the children will eat while the adults paint.

Bonus points if you can name the movie these quotes are from.  I’m just sayin’, Gacky Sage has been in this part of Middle Earth way too long.


  1. Wishing you the best of luck and strong courage in your battle against Gacky Sage! LOL!!! Love this post!!


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